Dawack In Da Morning

🎙️ DaWack in da Morning
Monday, August 10, 2026
Episode Title:  National Lazy Day, So Why Are We Working?
Mondays don't have to be boring! This episode of DaWack in da Morning is loaded with laughs as we celebrate National S'mores Day, National Lazy Day, Spoil Your Dog Day, and more. We recognize celebrity birthdays including Antonio Banderas, Ian Anderson, and Kylie Jenner, while remembering a few notable names we've lost.
Then we take a trip through history with the Louvre opening its doors, the creation of the Smithsonian Institution, the patenting of the electric guitar, the premiere of The Wizard of Oz, and the arrest of the Son of Sam. We also revisit memorable moments in music featuring Stevie Wonder, Elvis Presley, Elton John, Bryan Adams, Def Leppard, and more.
Plus, don't miss another edition of DaWack's Monday HorribleScopes™, where no zodiac sign escapes the Monday misery, along with a fresh batch of Stupid News featuring bizarre headlines, strange people, and the kind of stories that prove reality is often funnier than fiction.
Start your week with laughs, sarcasm, rock 'n' roll, and just enough bad decisions to make Monday bearable—only on DaWack in da Morning!
 
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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning – Monday, August 3, 2026
Mondays may be terrible, but we're making them a little more entertaining! This episode is packed with DaWack-style laughs as we celebrate National Watermelon Day, Grab Some Nuts Day, National Friendship Day, and more. We salute celebrity birthdays including Martin Sheen, Martha Stewart, James Hetfield, and Tom Brady, while remembering a few notable legends we've lost.
Then it's a trip through history with Christopher Columbus setting sail, the birth of Firestone, the creation of the NBA, Calvin Coolidge's unusual swearing-in, and other memorable moments from August 3rd. We also revisit music history with Def Leppard's Hysteria, Paul McCartney's Wings, CCR, The Beatles, Madonna, and the unstoppable "Macarena."
Plus, your weekly dose of Monday HorribleScopes™, featuring questionable cosmic advice, and Stupid News with Spider-Man saving the day, a highway buried in pickles, flaming unicycle world records, burglar bear cubs, and a missing dog that finally found its way home.
It's another fun-filled Monday full of laughs, sarcasm, and bad decisions... only on DaWack in da Morning!

🐝 Bees, Bison & Bad Decisions
It's finally Friday!
Congratulations—you survived another workweek, and we're sending you into the weekend with a healthy dose of sarcasm, strange news, and complete nonsense.
On today's episode of DaWack in da Morning, we're celebrating National Avocado Day, National Mutt Day, National Talk in an Elevator Day, and showing some love to the IT heroes on System Administrator Appreciation Day.
We'll wish happy birthdays to Wesley Snipes, J.K. Rowling, Dean Cain, Zac Brown, and more, while also remembering legends like Rowdy Roddy Piper, Bill Russell, and Jim Reeves.
Then we jump into This Day in History, featuring Jimmy Hoffa's mysterious disappearance, Marilyn Monroe's first movie contract, NASA's first close-up photos of the Moon, the first drive on the lunar surface, and Michael Phelps making Olympic history.
In This Day in Music, we'll revisit Elvis' triumphant return to the stage, Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle," James Taylor's only No. 1 hit, and Bruce Springsteen's marathon concert.
Of course, Friday wouldn't be complete without another edition of DaWack's HorribleScopes™, where every zodiac sign gets roasted equally.
Finally, we wrap things up with another edition of Stupid News, featuring:
A runaway emu giving police a workout.
Two million escaped honeybees causing traffic problems.
A tourist learning why Yellowstone bison are not cuddle buddies.
A museum floor covered in peanut butter.
Scientists discovering a brand-new monkey species.
It's everything you need to kick off your weekend with a laugh.
Thanks for hanging out with DaWack in da Morning!
If you laughed even once, be sure to follow the show, leave a review, and tell a friend. New episodes drop every Monday and Friday.
Have an awesome weekend... and if you happen to see an emu running down your street, maybe just let somebody else catch it.

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Monday • July 27, 2026
Mondays are back... whether we wanted them or not!
This week's episode is packed with laughs, weird news, and the usual dose of DaWack chaos to help you survive the beginning of the workweek.
On today's show:
🎉 Holiday RoundupCelebrate National Chicken Finger Day, National Scotch Day, National Crème Brûlée Day, Take Your Pants for a Walk Day, and more.
🎂 Celebrity BirthdaysWe're wishing happy birthdays to Maya Rudolph, Alex Rodriguez, Triple H, Peggy Fleming, and other notable names born on July 27.
⚰️ Remembering Those We LostA look back at the lives and legacies of Bob Hope, Reggie Lewis, Sam Shepard, and other notable figures.
📜 This Day in HistoryFrom the discovery of insulin and Bugs Bunny's official debut to the Korean Armistice, the Atlanta Olympic bombing, and Tony Hawk's legendary first 900.
🎸 This Day in MusicFeaturing the Spice Girls, Queen, Stevie Nicks, Tina Turner, Mama Cass, and more memorable moments in music history.
🔮 DaWack's HorribleScopes™The only horoscope segment that proudly predicts absolutely nothing useful... but still manages to roast every zodiac sign.
📰 Stupid NewsThis week's collection of bizarre headlines includes:
A man balances 195 rolls of toilet paper on his head.
An escaped wallaby leads police on a chase.
Two deer crash into two different stores at nearly the same time.
A bear gets trapped inside an SUV and leans on the horn.
The world's longest foosball table.
A monkey rescued after taking an unexpected swim.
If your Monday already feels out of control...
Just remember...
At least you weren't chased by a wallaby or sharing a parking lot with a bear driving an SUV.
Thanks for spending part of your morning with DaWack in da Morning!
If you laughed, learned something, or simply felt better about your own life choices, be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the show with a friend.
New episodes every Monday and Friday.

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning – Friday, July 17, 2026 | Emojis, Tattoos & Terrible Life Choices
Start your Friday with laughs, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of ridiculousness on DaWack in da Morning!
Today's episode features:
📅 July 17 holidays, including World Emoji Day, National Tattoo Day, National Peach Ice Cream Day, National Lottery Day, and more.
🎂 Celebrity birthdays with Luke Bryan, David Hasselhoff, Queen Camilla, Angela Merkel, Billie Lourd, Connor Bedard, and others.
🕯️ A look back at notable celebrity and historical deaths, including Billie Holiday, Walter Cronkite, John Lewis, and John Coltrane.
📖 This Day in History featuring the opening of Disneyland, the Apollo-Soyuz mission, the Romanov dynasty, and other unforgettable moments.
🎸 This Day in Music History with James Brown, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, and more classic rock and pop milestones.
🔮 DaWack's wildly inaccurate, laugh-out-loud satirical horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs.
If you enjoy comedy podcasts, classic rock, weird holidays, pop culture, history, music trivia, and a morning show that refuses to take itself seriously, you've found your people.
🎧 New episodes every Monday and Friday. Subscribe, follow, and share DaWack in da Morning wherever you get your podcasts!
 
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Monday • July 13, 2026
Welcome back to another completely unnecessary—but highly entertaining—edition of DaWack in da Morning!
Today’s show is loaded with everything you need to survive a Monday… or at least laugh your way through it.
 We celebrate National French Fry Day, Embrace Your Geekness Day, Beans ‘n’ Franks Day, Fool’s Paradise Day, and a whole pile of holidays that prove someone, somewhere, will celebrate absolutely anything.
 We salute today’s celebrity birthdays, including Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Cheech Marin, Ken Jeong, Tom Kenny, and more—with our signature DaWack roast treatment.
 We remember notable celebrities we’ve lost through the years, including Richard Simmons, Shannen Doherty, Cory Monteith, George Steinbrenner, and others whose legacies continue to entertain and inspire.
 We travel through history with everything from the Hollywood Sign, the 1977 New York blackout, Live Aid, the first FIFA World Cup, and the first stunning images from the James Webb Space Telescope.
 In music history we revisit Live Aid, Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and more unforgettable moments that shaped rock and pop culture.
 Then it’s time for the world-famous, completely unreliable DaWack HorribleScopes, where the stars predict questionable life choices, awkward workplace moments, and absolutely no financial advice.
 Finally, we dive headfirst into another edition of DaWack’s Stupid News, featuring:
A raccoon that got its head stuck in a storm drain.
Joey Chestnut proving he’s probably not human.
An art exhibit involving 15,000 peanut butter sandwiches.
A woman rowing across the Pacific Ocean alone.
A TV episode called Stripper Emergency.
Divorce rings, fake window seats, scuba-diving cockroaches, Jeopardy job openings, and enough bizarre headlines to make you question reality itself.
As always, DaWack serves up the laughs with sarcasm, satire, pop culture, history, music, and just enough stupidity to make your Monday feel a little less painful.
So grab some fries, pour another cup of coffee, and remember…
Life’s too short to take seriously—but it’s the perfect length for a DaWack in da Morning podcast.
 New episodes Mondays & Fridays.
Listen, laugh, and tell your friends… because therapy is way more expensive.

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