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Remembering all those lost

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning
“The River of Wack”
📅 Friday, August 28, 2026
It’s Friday! We survived another week, productivity officially checked out sometime Wednesday, and Zack Da Wack is back to send you into the weekend with another trip down The River of Wack!
🎉 Holiday Roundup
We celebrate some of August 28th’s finest—and strangest—holidays:
National Bow Tie Day • National Cherry Turnover Day • National Red Wine Day • Crackers Over the Keyboard Day • National Power Rangers Day • Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day • Radio Commercials Day • International Read Comics in Public Day • Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day 🐾❤️
🕯️ Remembering Those We Lost
Remembering notable figures who passed away on August 28, including Chadwick Boseman, John Huston, Robert Shaw, Anissa Jones, Juan Gabriel, Mr. Fuji, and Frederick Law Olmsted.
📜 This Day in History
August 28th gave us plenty of history, including:
Scientific American publishing its first issue, Pepsi-Cola getting its name, the formation of Toyota Motor Corporation, the tragic murder of Emmett Till, Strom Thurmond’s marathon filibuster, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, unrest surrounding the 1968 Democratic National Convention, the Ramstein Air Show disaster, and the evacuation of New Orleans ahead of Hurricane Katrina.
🎸 This Day in Music
We travel through August 28th music history with Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Tammy Wynette, Alice Cooper, The Jacksons, Kylie Minogue, Billy Joel and the spectacular brotherly meltdown of Oasis.
And yes—Billy Joel’s River of Dreams gives us a pretty good excuse for today’s episode title.
📰 DaWack’s Stupid News
Reality once again proves it can out-stupid anything we could make up.
🍕 A three-inch pizza shortage becomes a compensation-worthy crisis.
🐱 Mumbai Metro puts a cat in management as Chief Feline Officer.
💩 An airline passenger creates an in-flight situation nobody wanted.
🤖 A racing robot discovers the importance of BRAKES.
📝 Someone crams 150 words onto a sticky note.
🪼 Florida gets a jellyfish museum.
🥪 And one restaurant customer discovers their sandwich is apparently still ALIVE.
Plus, a few more strange headlines proving that Stupid News will never run out of material.
🔮 DaWack’s Friday Horrible-Scopes™
The stars have spoken—and apparently they started drinking early for the weekend.
Birthday shout-outs include LeAnn Rimes, Jason Priestley, Jack Black, Shania Twain, Jennifer Coolidge, Daniel Stern, Barbara Bach, Ken Jenkins and Sonny Shroyer.
Then all 12 zodiac signs receive the highly inaccurate, legally questionable and completely ridiculous DaWack Horrible-Scope treatment.
🌟 Weekend Cosmic Advice:DO NOT START ANYTHING NEW AFTER 3 PM.
Don't answer that email.Don't volunteer for anything.Don't tell your spouse, “I think I can fix that myself.”
And whatever happens this weekend...
DON’T BUY THE KAYAK! 😂
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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning — Monday, August 17, 2026
Monday is back, and so is the nonsense!
We’re celebrating National Thrift Shop Day, Black Cat Appreciation Day, I Love My Feet Day, Vanilla Custard Day and more—with the usual DaWack treatment.
Plus:
🔮 DaWack’s Horrible-Scopes — questionable advice from drunken stars.
🤯 BS Whack Facts
😂 Funny Tweets of the Week
🐱 Reasons your cat will never be a TikTok star
☀️ Signs your summer officially sucks
🤪 Plenty of random jokes, useless knowledge and Monday stupidity.
Grab the coffee and lower your expectations—it’s another Monday with DaWack in da Morning!

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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning
Monday, August 10, 2026
Episode Title:  National Lazy Day, So Why Are We Working?
Mondays don't have to be boring! This episode of DaWack in da Morning is loaded with laughs as we celebrate National S'mores Day, National Lazy Day, Spoil Your Dog Day, and more. We recognize celebrity birthdays including Antonio Banderas, Ian Anderson, and Kylie Jenner, while remembering a few notable names we've lost.
Then we take a trip through history with the Louvre opening its doors, the creation of the Smithsonian Institution, the patenting of the electric guitar, the premiere of The Wizard of Oz, and the arrest of the Son of Sam. We also revisit memorable moments in music featuring Stevie Wonder, Elvis Presley, Elton John, Bryan Adams, Def Leppard, and more.
Plus, don't miss another edition of DaWack's Monday HorribleScopes™, where no zodiac sign escapes the Monday misery, along with a fresh batch of Stupid News featuring bizarre headlines, strange people, and the kind of stories that prove reality is often funnier than fiction.
Start your week with laughs, sarcasm, rock 'n' roll, and just enough bad decisions to make Monday bearable—only on DaWack in da Morning!
 
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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning – Monday, August 3, 2026
Mondays may be terrible, but we're making them a little more entertaining! This episode is packed with DaWack-style laughs as we celebrate National Watermelon Day, Grab Some Nuts Day, National Friendship Day, and more. We salute celebrity birthdays including Martin Sheen, Martha Stewart, James Hetfield, and Tom Brady, while remembering a few notable legends we've lost.
Then it's a trip through history with Christopher Columbus setting sail, the birth of Firestone, the creation of the NBA, Calvin Coolidge's unusual swearing-in, and other memorable moments from August 3rd. We also revisit music history with Def Leppard's Hysteria, Paul McCartney's Wings, CCR, The Beatles, Madonna, and the unstoppable "Macarena."
Plus, your weekly dose of Monday HorribleScopes™, featuring questionable cosmic advice, and Stupid News with Spider-Man saving the day, a highway buried in pickles, flaming unicycle world records, burglar bear cubs, and a missing dog that finally found its way home.
It's another fun-filled Monday full of laughs, sarcasm, and bad decisions... only on DaWack in da Morning!