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🎙️ DAWACK IN DA MORNING
Monday, September 21, 2026
 
It's another Manic Monday at the Da Wack Shack, and the world has apparently lost its damn mind!
Zack Da Wack is back with a fresh cup of coffee, a professionally trained tongue, and enough ridiculous news to make you question the future of humanity.
From the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios, it's your favorite daddio blocked from the radio!
🎉 Today's Ridiculous Holidays
We're celebrating International Day of Peace, World Gratitude Day, National Pecan Cookie Day, National Chai Day, and Miniature Golf Day!
Plus, recognizing World Alzheimer's Day.
Because nothing says world peace like arguing with somebody over the last pecan cookie.
🎂 Celebrity Birthdays
Happy birthday to:
Bill Murray — 76
Stephen King — 79
Faith Hill — 59
Liam Gallagher — 54
Don Felder — 79
Alfonso Ribeiro — 55
Jerry Bruckheimer — 83
Nicole Richie — 45
Jason Derulo — 37
Billy Porter — 57
📜 This Day in History
1780 — Benedict Arnold's treasonous plot is exposed.
1897 — "Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus" is published.
1937 — J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit hits bookshelves.
1970 — Monday Night Football makes its debut.
1981 — Sandra Day O'Connor is confirmed to the Supreme Court.
1996 — John F. Kennedy Jr. marries Carolyn Bessette.
🎸 This Day in Music
We're turning up the volume with:
Jimi Hendrix and "All Along the Watchtower."
Jeannie C. Riley's "Harper Valley PTA."
Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe."
Carl Douglas and "Kung Fu Fighting."
Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell.
AC/DC's The Razors Edge.
Radiohead's "Creep."
Nirvana's In Utero.
Green Day's American Idiot.
🔮 Savage Monday Horriblescopes
The stars are aligned, your life isn't, and Mercury has officially requested a restraining order!
All 12 zodiac signs get their weekly dose of cosmic abuse as Zack reveals what the universe has planned for you.
Spoiler alert: It ain't good!
🤪 DAWACK'S STUPID NEWS
This week, the world gives us:
🐊 A crocodile loose on Long Island!
🐋 A whale taking a 60-mile detour up a California river!
🌭 A record-breaking 429-foot Slim Jim!
🐎 A horse that decided to quit a parade!
🐍 A venomous sea snake visiting California!
🐅 Firefighters discovering an African wildcat!
🧂 A woman collecting 754 pairs of salt and pepper packets!
🐏 A ram named Rambo getting stuck in a pipe!
📚 A library book returned 132 years late!
🖖 Star Trek fans breaking a Vulcan salute record!
🐅 A New Jersey tiger scare!
🦇 A bat taking public transportation in Scotland!
You can't make this stuff up, folks. And apparently, nobody's even trying anymore!
☕ Grab your coffee and lower your expectations!
It's Monday, September 21st, and we're getting through it together, one stupid news story at a time!
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HAPPY FREAKIN' MONDAY!

DAWACK IN DA MORNING
Friday, September 18, 2026
FRIDAY EDITION — LET’S WACK & ROLL!
Zackarey Ernesto Wackalina the 3rd is back behind the mic, broadcasting from Studio E at the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios inside the DaWack Shack Podcasting Complex!
Good morning to the beautiful people from Abernathy, Texas to New Baltimore, Michigan, Whisper Walk, Florida to Plainview, Long Island — and all around the world!
It’s FRIDAY, September 18, 2026, and somehow we survived another week.
THE DAWACK HOLIDAY ROUNDUP
We’re celebrating National Cheeseburger Day, Red Velvet Cake Day, Rice Krispies Treats Day, Read an eBook Day, World Bamboo Day, National Tradesmen Day, National Respect Day, First Love Day and Chiropractic Founder’s Day.
We also recognize International Equal Pay Day and take a serious moment for National POW/MIA Recognition Day, honoring American prisoners of war, those still missing and unaccounted for, and their families.
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
Blowing out the candles today:
James Marsden — 53Jada Pinkett Smith — 55Jason Sudeikis — 51Aisha Tyler — 56Patrick Schwarzenegger — 33Christian Pulisic — 28Holly Robinson Peete — 62Frankie Avalon — 86
Plus, remembering September 18 birthday legends James Gandolfini and Greta Garbo.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
Remembering notable people who left us on September 18, including:
Jimi Hendrix — 1970, 27Ruth Bader Ginsburg — 2020, 87Dag Hammarskjöld — 1961, 56Ken Norton — 2013, 70Bob “Bullet Bob” Hayes — 2002, 59Frank Morgan — 1949, 59Leonhard Euler — 1783, 76
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
We crank up the DaWack Time Machine for September 18:
George Washington lays the cornerstone of the U.S. Capitol.
The first issue of The New York Times is published.
CBS goes on the air.
The devastating Great Miami Hurricane strikes South Florida.
The National Security Act takes effect, reshaping the U.S. national-security structure.
Future President Jimmy Carter files a UFO report.
Patty Hearst is captured by the FBI.
ICANN is established, helping make internet addresses considerably easier than typing a bunch of numbers nobody remembers.
Scotland votes on independence from the United Kingdom.
THIS DAY IN MUSIC
September 18 is absolutely LOADED.
Country music makes an early appearance at Carnegie Hall.
Bobby Vee hits #1 with “Take Good Care of My Baby.”
The Beatles bring Beatlemania to Dallas.
The Beach Boys release Smiley Smile.
Rock loses the legendary Jimi Hendrix at only 27.
Pink Floyd performs at the Classical Music Festival in Montreux.
Boston unleashes “More Than a Feeling.”
In 1978, all FOUR members of KISS release solo albums on the same day.
Eagles release “Heartache Tonight.”
Genesis releases Abacab in the UK.
KISS appears on MTV without their trademark makeup.
KISS releases Crazy Nights.
Reba McEntire gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Madonna releases Music.
Papa Roach releases “Last Resort.”
Bon Jovi takes an early leap into online concert streaming.
Apparently September 18 is unofficially KISS Day.
THE FUNNY FIRM
We dig into the headlines that desperately needed jokes:
A giant whale shark cruises around Malibu.
The UK House of Lords tackles the potential human-rights implications of AI.
Researchers look at time-restricted eating.
Hollywood celebrates another awards season.
Plus jokes about drinking, Los Angeles crime and football.
STUPID NEWS
Because regular news wasn’t stupid enough.
WRONG AIRPORT. VERY WRONG AIRPORT.A business jet reportedly aiming for Cotswold Airport ends up at RAF Fairford instead.
Missing your exit is one thing.
Accidentally landing at a military installation?
GPS: “Recalculating…”
A TICK BITE LEADS TO… OSTRICHES?!A strange chain of events involving a tick bite, a meat allergy and hundreds of ostriches.
Most people buy Benadryl.
Somebody apparently said:
“Better get 400 ostriches.”
COMPETITIVE GRAVE DIGGINGBecause apparently regular grave digging wasn’t exciting enough, Hungary gives us competitive grave digging.
Finally, a sport where nobody wants the grand prize.
DAWACK HORRIBLESCOPES
September 18–24, 2026
The stars are back.
Unfortunately, they’ve reviewed your recent behavior.
Aries needs a helmet.Taurus isn’t leaving the house.Gemini can’t keep gossip quiet.Cancer just needs a sandwich.Leo isn’t getting enough attention.Virgo’s carefully organized weekend is doomed.Libra still can’t make a decision.Scorpio remembers EVERYTHING.Sagittarius is financially restricted to Costco adventures.Capricorn is working while everybody else has fun.Aquarius has another “brilliant” idea.And Pisces needs to stay away from Taco Bell at 1:30 in the morning.
The universe has spoken.
We’re not saying it’s correct.
We’re saying you’ve been warned.
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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning
Monday, September 14, 2026
Live from Studio E at the Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios!
It’s Monday again — the weekend lasted about 11 minutes, the coffee isn’t working fast enough, and somehow society expects us to be productive.
Zack Da Wack is back behind the mic with another hot-rockin’, flame-throwin’ edition of DaWack in da Morning!
🎉 Today’s  Holidays
🍩 National Cream-Filled Donut Day — Because apparently putting sugar on the OUTSIDE wasn’t enough.
🥪 Eat a Hoagie Day — Hoagie, sub, hero or grinder. Same sandwich, four opportunities for America to argue.
🖍️ National Coloring Day — Remember when your biggest responsibility was staying inside the lines?
👔 Boss/Employee Exchange Day — Employees get the office. Bosses get the actual work.
🍪 Black & White Cookie Day — Chocolate and vanilla peacefully sharing one cookie.
🍬 Gobstopper Day — The candy that lasts longer than your paycheck.
🍺 National Sober Day — Recognizing sobriety and supporting those living sober.
🕯️ Remembering
We remember some famous names who left us on September 14:
Patrick Swayze • Norm Macdonald • Grace Kelly • President William McKinley • LaWanda Page
📜 This Day in History
🇺🇸 1814 — Francis Scott Key writes the words that become The Star-Spangled Banner.
💾 1956 — IBM introduces the RAMAC computer system and disk storage.
🌕 1959 — Luna 2 becomes the first human-made object to reach the Moon.
🛢️ 1960 — OPEC is founded.
📺 1985 — The Golden Girls premieres on NBC. Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia prove cheesecake can solve almost anything.
🎸 This Day in Music
🎹 Little Richard records “Tutti Frutti.”
🎸 Eric Clapton takes “I Shot the Sheriff” to #1.
🎹 Stevie Wonder tops the album chart with Fulfillingness’ First Finale.
🎸 The Rolling Stones play a not-so-secret club gig as Little Boy Blue & The Cockroaches.
📺 The first MTV Video Music Awards arrive in 1984 — and Madonna gives America a Like a Virgin performance nobody forgets.
🍖 Meat Loaf returns with Bat Out of Hell II: Back into Hell.
🎂 Birthday Wackos
We’re blowing out the candles for:
🎤 Nas — 53🧟 Andrew Lincoln — 53🚀 Walter Koenig — 90🎤 Morten Harket — 67🎤 Amy Winehouse — born September 14, 1983; she would have turned 43.
🤦‍♂️ STUPID NEWS!
Real stories proving humanity still needs adult supervision.
This edition includes:
🦧 An orangutan allegedly making off with a boat.
🦇 Possibly the worst bat-related wake-up call imaginable.
🪱 Scientists shaking worms — because apparently somebody got funding for that.
🐊 A crocodile head turning up in airport luggage.
🐍 A boa constrictor hiding under a car hood.
🍺 Thieves making off with a staggering amount of Guinness.
⚰️ Competitive grave digging. Yes, apparently that exists.
🐍 A boa constrictor auditioning for the Metropolitan Opera.
🌭 Thousands of baseball fans trying to put a giant wiener into a giant bun.
🐐 Police taking on one seriously pissed-off goat.
🦌 A supposedly “dead” deer giving a deputy the scare of his life.
🪶 And one man's desire for a burger leading him all the way to an ostrich farm.
These stories are real. That's the disturbing part.
☕ Plus More Wack
Pumpkin spice gets some competition from caramel apple.
Could your online reviews help scammers figure out who you know?
We unload another batch of BS Wack Facts, investigate signs that your company healthcare plan may completely suck, and celebrate football season with some highly questionable new penalties.
🔮 HORRIBLESCOPES™
The world-famous, highly outrageous and never-ever-contagious DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes return!
All 12 signs receive the completely unqualified astrological guidance nobody requested.
Scientific accuracy: approximately zero.Entertainment value: considerably higher.
😂 Random Joke
“My mother-in-law always used to say, ‘40 is the new 30.’ Lovely woman… banned from driving.”
💭 Deep Thought
“What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to mourn people we’ve never met.”
It’s Monday.
Grab the coffee.Lower your expectations.And if everything goes completely to hell…
there’s always a cream-filled donut. 🍩
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“The River of Wack”
📅 Friday, August 28, 2026
It’s Friday! We survived another week, productivity officially checked out sometime Wednesday, and Zack Da Wack is back to send you into the weekend with another trip down The River of Wack!
🎉 Holiday Roundup
We celebrate some of August 28th’s finest—and strangest—holidays:
National Bow Tie Day • National Cherry Turnover Day • National Red Wine Day • Crackers Over the Keyboard Day • National Power Rangers Day • Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day • Radio Commercials Day • International Read Comics in Public Day • Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day 🐾❤️
🕯️ Remembering Those We Lost
Remembering notable figures who passed away on August 28, including Chadwick Boseman, John Huston, Robert Shaw, Anissa Jones, Juan Gabriel, Mr. Fuji, and Frederick Law Olmsted.
📜 This Day in History
August 28th gave us plenty of history, including:
Scientific American publishing its first issue, Pepsi-Cola getting its name, the formation of Toyota Motor Corporation, the tragic murder of Emmett Till, Strom Thurmond’s marathon filibuster, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, unrest surrounding the 1968 Democratic National Convention, the Ramstein Air Show disaster, and the evacuation of New Orleans ahead of Hurricane Katrina.
🎸 This Day in Music
We travel through August 28th music history with Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Tammy Wynette, Alice Cooper, The Jacksons, Kylie Minogue, Billy Joel and the spectacular brotherly meltdown of Oasis.
And yes—Billy Joel’s River of Dreams gives us a pretty good excuse for today’s episode title.
📰 DaWack’s Stupid News
Reality once again proves it can out-stupid anything we could make up.
🍕 A three-inch pizza shortage becomes a compensation-worthy crisis.
🐱 Mumbai Metro puts a cat in management as Chief Feline Officer.
💩 An airline passenger creates an in-flight situation nobody wanted.
🤖 A racing robot discovers the importance of BRAKES.
📝 Someone crams 150 words onto a sticky note.
🪼 Florida gets a jellyfish museum.
🥪 And one restaurant customer discovers their sandwich is apparently still ALIVE.
Plus, a few more strange headlines proving that Stupid News will never run out of material.
🔮 DaWack’s Friday Horrible-Scopes™
The stars have spoken—and apparently they started drinking early for the weekend.
Birthday shout-outs include LeAnn Rimes, Jason Priestley, Jack Black, Shania Twain, Jennifer Coolidge, Daniel Stern, Barbara Bach, Ken Jenkins and Sonny Shroyer.
Then all 12 zodiac signs receive the highly inaccurate, legally questionable and completely ridiculous DaWack Horrible-Scope treatment.
🌟 Weekend Cosmic Advice:DO NOT START ANYTHING NEW AFTER 3 PM.
Don't answer that email.Don't volunteer for anything.Don't tell your spouse, “I think I can fix that myself.”
And whatever happens this weekend...
DON’T BUY THE KAYAK! 😂
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🎙️ DaWack in da Morning — Monday, August 17, 2026
Monday is back, and so is the nonsense!
We’re celebrating National Thrift Shop Day, Black Cat Appreciation Day, I Love My Feet Day, Vanilla Custard Day and more—with the usual DaWack treatment.
Plus:
🔮 DaWack’s Horrible-Scopes — questionable advice from drunken stars.
🤯 BS Whack Facts
😂 Funny Tweets of the Week
🐱 Reasons your cat will never be a TikTok star
☀️ Signs your summer officially sucks
🤪 Plenty of random jokes, useless knowledge and Monday stupidity.
Grab the coffee and lower your expectations—it’s another Monday with DaWack in da Morning!

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