Dawack In Da Morning

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It’s Monday, May 4th, 2026, and DaWack in da Morning is blasting out of the low-rent, rammin’ jammin’ Nut Hut Studios with a full tank of weird, wacky, and mildly unstable morning-show energy.
This episode celebrates Star Wars Day, because May the Fourth only comes once a year — unless you’re the kind of person who owns three lightsabers and corrects people on Wookiee pronunciation. Zack Da Wack also runs through the May 4th holiday lineup, including National Orange Juice Day, International Firefighters’ Day, Bird Day, Anti-Bullying Day, International Respect for Chickens Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, National Renewal Day, Melanoma Monday, National Weather Observers Day, and World Give Day.
Then it’s time for the May 4th celebrity birthdays, featuring Richard Jenkins, Jackie Jackson, Mick Mars, Randy Travis, Will Arnett, Mike Dirnt, Erin Andrews, Lance Bass, Rory McIlroy, Shameik Moore, and a nod to the legendary Audrey Hepburn. Expect birthday cake, questionable candles, and enough punchlines to make the frosting nervous.
The show also takes a respectful DaWack-style look at May 4th celebrity and notable death anniversaries, including Moe Howard, Cathryn Damon, Bonnie Lee Bakley, Fred Baur, Dom DeLuise, Adam “MCA” Yauch, Ellen Albertini Dow, and Don Shula.
In This Day in History, May 4th brings everything from Peter Minuit arriving in Manhattan, Rhode Island dumping King George, and Abraham Lincoln being laid to rest, to Al Capone heading to prison, the first Grammy Awards, the Freedom Riders, Kent State, Margaret Thatcher, the I Love You computer virus, and movie releases like Sixteen Candles, The Mummy Returns, Spider-Man 3, and The Avengers.
Plus, in This Day in U.S. Music, we hit Stevie Wonder, Grand Funk Railroad, Queen, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Run-DMC, Jennifer Lopez, Metallica vs. Napster, Niall Horan, and Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” — because apparently May 4th is not just Star Wars Day, it’s also a playlist with legal issues and bass.
And finally, it’s Stupid News, starring Chonkers the giant sea lion, a teenager accused of licking a vending machine straw, a prom entrance in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, and a Vermont sheep that had six lambs instead of twins — because nature apparently accepts bulk orders.
 
Star Wars jokes, orange juice, chickens with self-esteem, celebrity birthdays, weird history, music madness, movie nostalgia, Chonkers the sea lion, and just enough stupidity to make the galaxy file a noise complaint.
 
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It’s May 1st, and DaWack in da Morning is kicking off the month with a holiday lineup that sounds like America threw a calendar into a blender and hit “turbo.”
In this episode, we celebrate May Day, Law Day, Loyalty Day, National Chocolate Parfait Day, National No Pants Day, Purebred Dog Day, Sauvignon Blanc Day, and Lei Day — because nothing says “springtime” like patriotism, legal paperwork, fancy dogs, wine vocabulary, and people refusing to wear pants.
We also run down May 1 birthdays, including Judy Collins, Rita Coolidge, Ray Parker Jr., Tim McGraw, Wes Anderson, Jamie Dornan, Charli D’Amelio, and Rema — from folk legends and country stars to TikTok fame and ghost-busting theme song royalty.
Then it’s a respectful-but-DaWack look at May 1 death anniversaries, including David Livingstone, Spike Jones, Ayrton Senna, Olympia Dukakis, Gordon Lightfoot, and more.
Plus, we hit This Day in History, where Great Britain becomes official, the Empire State Building opens, a U-2 spy plane gets shot down, Amtrak starts rolling, and Obama announces the death of Osama bin Laden.
And in This Day in Music History, Johnny Cash walks the line, Herman’s Hermits top the charts, Deep Purple gives every guitar-store employee a national anthem, and May 1 proves it has more musical receipts than expected.
Finally, we close it out with the official DaWack in da Morning Horriblescopes — where Taurus needs snacks, Gemini needs a filter, Leo needs applause, Scorpio serves ghost-lawyer energy, and Aries may become the reason somebody says, “Can we not do this today?”
Episode vibe: May Day chaos, no pants energy, celebrity birthdays, history, music, horoscopes, and just enough nonsense to make the calendar nervous.
 
 
 
 

On this episode of DaWack in Da Morning, DaWack dives headfirst into another pile of weird, wild, and wonderfully stupid news from the past couple of days.
We’re talking about:
A loose Florida alligator turning a parking lot into Jurassic Valet
A 1-in-50-million split-color lobster showing off like the Beyoncé of shellfish
A Michigan guy winning $500,000 from a birthday lottery ticket from his sister
The legendary “Unicycle Granny” still rolling strong at 69
Three baby rabbits accidentally booking themselves a trip to a North Sea oil rig
Authorities in North Carolina searching for a “really big pig”
And a Maryland lottery ticket with more plot twists than a daytime soap
It’s the kind of episode that proves once again the planet is unsupervised, the animals are doing whatever they want, and normal news is for cowards.
DaWack in Da Morning — where the headlines are real, but they really shouldn’t be.

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Episode Title: Warning: Brain Cells May Be Lost Listening
Welcome back to DaWack in da Morning—where the news is real… but your faith in humanity might not be.
This episode is PACKED with the kind of stories that make you stop and say, “who raised these people?” From absolute chaos to world-class bad decisions, we’re breaking down the wildest, dumbest, and most head-scratching headlines making noise right now.
🔥 In This Episode:
🤡 Clown Behavior Alert: People doing things that should’ve come with a warning label
🚨 Questionable Decisions: Life choices that went completely off the rails
📰 Stupid News Round-Up: Real stories that sound 100% fake
🤯 You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: But somehow… they did
🎤 Dawack Commentary: Unfiltered, unapologetic, and just the right amount of ridiculous
💥 What to Expect:
Fast, punchy, radio-ready laughs with a side of “what is wrong with people?” energy. If you like your news weird, wild, and just a little unhinged… you’re in the right place.
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⚠️ Warning:This episode may cause uncontrollable laughter, secondhand embarrassment, and a sudden loss of faith in humanity.

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